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Sunday, September 6, 2009
Today's Nursery Rhymes
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Simple Simon met a Pie Man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie Man, "What have you got there?"
Said the Pie Man unto Simon, "Pies, you dumb a--!"
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the King's horses and all the Kings' men
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.
Hey Diddle, Diddle the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.
Georgie Porgy Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.
There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad...
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo and a sports car.
* thanks to my colleague for this heheheheh
Saturday, August 1, 2009
Had a slice... and a fizzy juice... ngam sekali...
Then kantoi... Someone reads women magazines too hahahahaha desperate boring maybe la ni... waiting till I finish up...
Then Someone said lets go for a walk... Where we going?... Ikut saja Someone said... so we walked... and walked... and walked...
and walked... and walked somemore... I haven't walked this far since in high school... semput bahhh
and walked.... somemore... hmmm r we there yet?... kijap lagi Someone said...
OWWWW... there... patutla... okay I said... hehehe makan lagi... :P... and tinguk bah sepa yang tidak sabar mo makan ni... pakcik pakcik...what's the rush :P isk isk
was good :D ... delicious reward at the end of a very long walk... hahahaha